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10 Jul 2011 AT 3:18AM
  • INTERVIEWER: Is Mark Zuckerberg as dreamy in real life as he seems?
  • JESSE: Mark Zuckerberg has huge dreams, that's why he's the richest man in the world.
  • INTERVIEWER: Wow. You turned that around, and that was good
  • JESSE: Thanks, thanks. Playing defense.