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(via nefertities)

Interviewer: Can I ask you who you’re wearing, by the way? ‘Cause I am doing a story about fashion as well.
Jesse: You mean my tuxedo? Yes it’s..it’s..it’s….Yes it’s…
Interviewer: Oh, Dolce and Gabbana!
Jesse: Where does it..Where does it say?
Interviewer: It says it right here…
Jesse: Oh yes, yes, that’s right.
Interviewer: What do you think when you dress for things like this? Do you overthink it or anything at all?
Jesse: I literally have no idea what I put on. Somebody hands it to me before I leave the house, I put it on and then, you know, look forward to taking it off and wearing my boxer shorts.

22nd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala

(via michmemoirs)

[The Dionysus Project] naturally opens up an avenue to discussing something that might be taboo or private or personal, just by virtue of seeing people emote. (x)

(via fuckyeaheisenbergs)

Zombieland Commentary

#jesse eisenberg    #zombieland    #2009    #queue    #dvd commentary   
Source: quinnfabray

WOODY: I know you’re worried that your girlfriend is listening to this commentary but it’s ok! You’re human.
JESSE: Yeah! And it’s okay to love one’s self.

#jesse eisenberg    #woody harrelson    #zombieland    #2009    #queue    #dvd commentary   
Source: quinnfabray
  • Interviewer: Do you dislike promoting your movies?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: It’s not daunting, it’s just monotonous. We do the same interviews over and over. For Zombieland I did interviews with Emma Stone and she’s hysterical. We did about 50 interviews and it’s always the same questions, so what we did before each interview is give each other a phrase or a word we would have to work into the interview to make it a little more interesting. The only time we really laughed was when she made me say stiffy.
  • Interview: How did you work "stiffy" into the interview?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: I didn’t know what to say, but Woody Harrelson’s character is always drinking alcohol so I said, He always has a lot of stiffy drinks, and then I immediately thought of ejaculate and could not stop laughing.
#jesse eisenberg    #zombieland    #emma stone    #queue   
Source: ward-o
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