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The Best of Jesse Eisenberg’s interview - TSN era



Troian Bellisario on The Social Network.

(Source: breathinginpairs)



The first thing I identify with myself is not my religion. Like, the first movie I did, is called Roger Dodger, the director kept telling me, “Please act more like Woody Harrelson, not Woody Allen.” I think there was a hidden comment there but I don’t know what it was. I told them I wanted to play the part in Zombieland with peyos ‘cause I thought I wasn’t doing anything interesting with the character and everybody else in the movie was so interesting.



(Source: markofthespiderman, via didyoublush)


posted 3 months ago with 1,136 notes (originally from markofthespiderman)
#gifs #award shows #red carpet #2011 #SAG awards

Have you guys picked dates for the Oscars yet? It’s fast-approaching. 

JESSE:  I’m doing a very thorough interview process: we get several candidates—it’s going to be televised on Fox—and, uh, the winner gets to go on to round two.
ANDREW:  I am auditioning for round one and then we’ll see, you know…[crosses fingers].



(Source: notniallscrocodile)







"I can say that I initiated the lawsuit based on the principle that artists should not be exploited — in this case — by the company Lionsgate. If there is a financial reward, it will be directed back to nonprofit organizations that I’m affiliated with that provide opportunities for underserved sectors of the artist community that are less advantaged than I’ve gotten to be."

— Jesse Eisenberg on his lawsuit with Lionsgate

(Source: The Huffington Post)



The Social Network Audio Commentary

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