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  • Interviewer: How do you deal with fans and people recognizing you then, coming up to you on the street because they feel like they know you?
  • Eisenberg: 'Yo, mom. Listen, I'll call you back.'
  • Bartha: Should I go downstairs while you do your five minutes? Is my set done?
  • Eisenberg: She called me the other day.
  • Bartha: It's like anything, you take everything in stride. If it's a genuine –
  • Eisenberg: What's that mean?
  • Bartha: Would you really like me to explain this?
  • Eisenberg: Yes.
  • Bartha: So, depending on how you feel during that day and what the person is like, just like every experience you encounter in your life, it's ever changing. You take it in stride because that's the only way that you can do it.
  • Eisenberg: That's what taking it in stride means?
  • Bartha: Yeah. You can talk about it in your therapy session.
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