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CONAN: [laughing] Do you have a therapist? 
JESSE: You know, I’m working with a small team now; they’re backstage. They did my hair, makeup and took my pulse before I came out, and they said I’m good to go. And then, after the show they ice me. Yeah. There’s a bathtub back there and I stay there for a few minutes—
CONAN:  They lower your body temperature for a while…
JESSE: They lower my body temperature and then they drive me to a hospital. Which you think I wouldn’t need because the body temperature is already lowered. 

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