JESSE: This was the audition scene for, I don’t think my character, but it was for the audition scene for the girl’s character, and I remember after I had gotten cast I was involved in the auditions for all the women who were auditioning for this part. And Emma came in and just blew me out of the water, ‘cause I was improvising all day and showing you, Ruben, how funny I could be, you know I’d come up with a different thing for each actress, bring ‘em on a different PG-13 or R-rated movie or whatever that she comes up with. And then she just came in and just destroyed me. She was so funny. She made me look like an idiot.

RHETT: No. I’m sure that’s not the case. You might have thought that, but…

JESSE: She’s hysterical. I mean, she’s genuinely hysterical and she doesn’t ask you to laugh at her. You know, she’s not the kind of person that makes a joke and like, waits for you to appreciate it. She’s just really genuinely funny. 

RUBEN: And without sounding super pervy, like… just seeing her in the t-shirt as opposed to her leather jacket which she wears throughout the movie, it’s like… in just a t-shirt she looks sexy which is like, really cool.

JESSE: That is super pervy.

PAUL: Yeah, that’s the four glasses of champagne talking.

RUBEN: I apologize. But like…

JESSE: [aggressive perv voice] You’re drinking that bottle of wine. I’ll tell you something, I might kill myself when I see her drinking that bottle of wine… just wanna jump in a big thing of pudding.

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