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Be More Chill - Jeremy gets to first and second base

My body leans forward, tiny degree after tiny degree, and there I am — my lips wetting themselves on Brooke’s, kissing. My first kiss!

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posted 3 months ago with 44 notes (originally from himpoepoe)
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  18. polished-stone said: WHY. WOULD. YOU. DO. THAT.
  19. didyoublush said: I’ll have you know that I was literally face clutching while listening and when I tried to type something in another tab it came out unrecognizable—just jumbled up letters…TWICE. this boy has wrecked me in all the ways fuck
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