April 2011
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“Not that Eisenberg is moaning about his situation. Arriving at a coffee shop...”
– The Guardian on Jesse Eisenberg
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“She didn’t do my parties. That would have been strange. What she would do would...”
– Jesse Eisenberg on his mother’s clown career (via sarah-of-a-lesser-chicken)
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“Congratulations on everything, man. You’re handling all this success with a...”
– That moment when Billy Ray Cyrus tells Jesse Eisenberg the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to him, on national television. (via promentory)
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“I was interested in the story of my bird. One of the reasons I wanted to do...”
– Jesse Eisenberg, New York Magazine (via promentory)
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New York Magazine: You're known for loving cats. Did your cats start treating you differently once you started playing Blu?
Jesse Eisenberg: Uh, yeah, they said they were too sick to go to the premiere and I suspect there might be discomfort with their owner being their biological enemy.
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INTERVIEWER: It’s really early — are you on L.A. time?
JESSE: I am, yeah, yeah. I am just driving to an airport. Um, I, um … turn the GPS thing off.
INTERVIEWER: Yeah, I sort of felt they were, I don’t know, pushing you around, making you do this interview so early.
JESSE: Oh, no, um, no, no, no, no. This is the time I requested because I’m going to be on a plane in an hour and I don’t like to have any moment alone where I’m not discussing myself, so this is the perfect opportunity.
INTERVIEWER: Because the ride would just not be right if you weren’t talking about yourself?
JESSE: I’d have to call my mother and ask her to question me, yes.
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“They don’t like to be talked about in the press, they get embarrassed.”
– Jesse Eisenberg on his cats (via eisenbeard)
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Interviewer: I heard you're a cat guy. How many cats do you have right now?
Jesse: I have 42 cats.
Interviewer: 42?!
Interviewer #2: All in your apartment?
Jesse: No, no, they're at the premiere. We got them seats!
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“I always make out to National Public Radio because comparitavely, I look very...”
– Jesse Eisenberg on his “mood songs” (→)
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Jesse Eisenberg: Speaking of the Internet: one of the interviewers [coming in later] today I think disparaged me on the Internet. I’m pretty sure; I’ve got to ask her when I see her. I’m gonna have Woody ask her, actually.
Woody Harrelson: Yeah, I will!
Jesse Eisenberg: You know, you’re not supposed to read about yourself on the Internet, but after I did one movie... of course, you search your name on the Internet because you’re like, in a movie. I’m pretty sure she wrote something bad about me and I wrote a response — but didn’t send it — that was scathing. I think I made a good argument, too.
Woody Harrelson: (laughs)
Jesse Eisenberg: But she’ll be here later, so we’ll wait.
Interviewer: Baseball bat ready. [Motions toward bat Woody’s holding.]
Woody Harrelson: But this thing is so effective. Because it’s just so quick — “whoosh.” You know what I mean?
Jesse Eisenberg: And then she’s wet.
Interview: Hmm … you should probably qualify that for the —
Jesse Eisenberg: Her vagina is wet.
Interviewer: There we go!
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